I never thought leopards would eat MY face (2024)

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MetaA guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule. Trump"More Americans 'view Christianity negatively' — and it may be Trump's fault" Turning Point is harming the conservative movement That's actually Unamerican Farmers in the Netherlands destroying nature and climate. Now the excessive rain destroys their crops France’s farmers helped the far right win. Now they’re regretting it. A woman trying to support the GOP Oil millionaire raises funds from who's who of far-right billionaires who then steal his ideas and tank his company. "Because of the situation with Jan. 6 and the publicity about it, I have had a real hard time with my career the last three years. It's been a financial hardship for me. I actually had to borrow the money from my mother." She said the n-word on TikTok to become a full-time conservative grifter, but her new neo-nazi audience thinks she's trans, Jewish, and that her child is mixed-race . She has been fired from her job, banned from TikTok, and her own audience hates her and are attacking her child 'Does Texas Even Have Sidewalks?' People Are Outraged As The State Urges Residents To Limit Car Use Despite No Viable Alternatives - Pilgrims Pride (NASDAQ:PPC), Dow (NYSE:DOW) Pope’s Reported Use of Slur Causes “Whiplash” for Gay Catholics and S… She Campaigned for a Texas School Board Seat as a GOP Hard-Liner. Now She’s Rejecting Her Party’s Extremism. the jake shields/white nationalist alliance is in shambles DeSantis declares state of emergency as life-threatening rainfall and flooding hits Florida ERCOT CEO Stuns Texas Officials With New Estimate For Power Needs Why Texas Could Soon Have An Insurance Crisis On Its Hands BrexxitDutch lorry drivers could stop bringing goods to UK if post-Brexit delays not cut | Brexit Kyle Rittenhouse’s Mother and Sister Are Being Evicted and Kyle Is Refusing to Help Them The Brazilian left-wing government gives portfolios to the right in exchange for governability. The religious right proposes rolling back the country's abortion law to "test" the left-wing president (translation below) Ethnic jew who tries to act all buddy buddy with groypers is upset that they won't make an exception to their jew hate for him. PaywallAnti-abortion groups are mad at Republicans for 'not focusing' on enforcing abortion bans: "Republicans...[are] very comfortable spiking the football, patting themselves on the back, running for re-election, and then focusing on other issues that they're more interested in." Elon Musk's Lawsuit for Shifting Tesla AI Talent to xAI They are jew-vestigating her. TrumpFans of Donald Trump, Who Thinks Climate Change Is a Hoax, Hospitalized by Heat at Trump Rallies 🔥 🔥 🔥 Southern Baptists formally oppose in vitro fertilization (Reading comments on Facebook of lots of women who are shocked and surprised and questioning this sure was something References

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/NatoBoramFeb 26 '21

MetaA guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.

4.1k Upvotes

Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.

The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.

"I never thought leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.

This statement made out of 3 parts.

  1. Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people.
  2. Something has the consequences of consequences.
  3. As a consequence of something, consequences happened to someone.

In your explanatory comment, answer these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it will be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits and it will probably be removed. If you complain about it, we'll just send you back here.

The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.

To help you get started, here's an example.

  1. Helen, Roberto Beristain's wife, voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants such as her husband.
  2. Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants such as Roberto Beristain, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported and families separated.
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Roberto Beristain got deported and Helen's family was separated.

You should absolutely make sure that it is easy to match your explanatory comment with the provided format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.

393 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Mr_Lumbergh8h ago

Trump"More Americans 'view Christianity negatively' — and it may be Trump's fault"

alternet.org

6.2k Upvotes

489 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Knitspin12h ago

Turning Point is harming the conservative movement

washingtonexaminer.com

2.1k Upvotes

206 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/justforme35510h ago

That's actually Unamerican

468 Upvotes

60 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Bulky-Ad446621h ago

Farmers in the Netherlands destroying nature and climate. Now the excessive rain destroys their crops

1.9k Upvotes

198 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Naurgul1d ago

France’s farmers helped the far right win. Now they’re regretting it.

politico.eu

5.8k Upvotes

362 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/iLiveinMissoula1d ago

A woman trying to support the GOP

8.2k Upvotes

622 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Houstman1d ago

Oil millionaire raises funds from who's who of far-right billionaires who then steal his ideas and tank his company.

forbes.com

3.4k Upvotes

171 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/clearlybaffled2d ago

"Because of the situation with Jan. 6 and the publicity about it, I have had a real hard time with my career the last three years. It's been a financial hardship for me. I actually had to borrow the money from my mother."

cbsnews.com

3.8k Upvotes

245 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/xstardust95x2d ago

She said the n-word on TikTok to become a full-time conservative grifter, but her new neo-nazi audience thinks she's trans, Jewish, and that her child is mixed-race . She has been fired from her job, banned from TikTok, and her own audience hates her and are attacking her child

gallery

24.0k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Knitspin3d ago

'Does Texas Even Have Sidewalks?' People Are Outraged As The State Urges Residents To Limit Car Use Despite No Viable Alternatives - Pilgrims Pride (NASDAQ:PPC), Dow (NYSE:DOW)

benzinga.com

4.0k Upvotes

333 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/PleiadesNymph2d ago

Pope’s Reported Use of Slur Causes “Whiplash” for Gay Catholics and S…

archive.ph

803 Upvotes

195 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/smirtington3d ago

She Campaigned for a Texas School Board Seat as a GOP Hard-Liner. Now She’s Rejecting Her Party’s Extremism.

gallery

1.9k Upvotes

191 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/EnterTheLast3d ago

the jake shields/white nationalist alliance is in shambles

5.3k Upvotes

488 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/DeadPoster4d ago

DeSantis declares state of emergency as life-threatening rainfall and flooding hits Florida

independent.co.uk

8.5k Upvotes

895 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/audiomuse14d ago

ERCOT CEO Stuns Texas Officials With New Estimate For Power Needs

forbes.com

2.0k Upvotes

355 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/audiomuse14d ago

Why Texas Could Soon Have An Insurance Crisis On Its Hands

benzinga.com

1.2k Upvotes

151 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/YesNo_Maybe_3d ago

BrexxitDutch lorry drivers could stop bringing goods to UK if post-Brexit delays not cut | Brexit

theguardian.com

254 Upvotes

15 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Aer0uAntG3alach4d ago

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Mother and Sister Are Being Evicted and Kyle Is Refusing to Help Them

politicalflare.com

21.9k Upvotes

2.9k comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/MoleLocus3d ago

The Brazilian left-wing government gives portfolios to the right in exchange for governability. The religious right proposes rolling back the country's abortion law to "test" the left-wing president (translation below)

g1.globo.com

332 Upvotes

17 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/co*ckroachDouble77054d ago

Ethnic jew who tries to act all buddy buddy with groypers is upset that they won't make an exception to their jew hate for him.

1.3k Upvotes

90 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Obversa4d ago

PaywallAnti-abortion groups are mad at Republicans for 'not focusing' on enforcing abortion bans: "Republicans...[are] very comfortable spiking the football, patting themselves on the back, running for re-election, and then focusing on other issues that they're more interested in."

nytimes.com

1.6k Upvotes

104 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/webbs34d ago

Elon Musk's Lawsuit for Shifting Tesla AI Talent to xAI

bitdegree.org

233 Upvotes

19 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Vctoria_R5d ago

They are jew-vestigating her.

gallery

5.9k Upvotes

491 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/giantyetifeet4d ago

TrumpFans of Donald Trump, Who Thinks Climate Change Is a Hoax, Hospitalized by Heat at Trump Rallies 🔥 🔥 🔥

futurism.com

4.8k Upvotes

194 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/ctn4124d ago

Southern Baptists formally oppose in vitro fertilization (Reading comments on Facebook of lots of women who are shocked and surprised and questioning this sure was something

nbcnews.com

2.7k Upvotes

232 comments

I never thought leopards would eat MY face (2024)

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