r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/NatoBoram•Feb 26 '21
MetaA guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.
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Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.
The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.
"I never thought leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.
This statement made out of 3 parts.
- Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people.
- Something has the consequences of consequences.
- As a consequence of something, consequences happened to someone.
In your explanatory comment, answer these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it will be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits and it will probably be removed. If you complain about it, we'll just send you back here.
The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.
To help you get started, here's an example.
- Helen, Roberto Beristain's wife, voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants such as her husband.
- Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants such as Roberto Beristain, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported and families separated.
- As a consequence of voting for Trump, Roberto Beristain got deported and Helen's family was separated.
You should absolutely make sure that it is easy to match your explanatory comment with the provided format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.
393 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Mr_Lumbergh•8h ago
Trump"More Americans 'view Christianity negatively' — and it may be Trump's fault"
alternet.org6.2k Upvotes
489 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Knitspin•12h ago
Turning Point is harming the conservative movement
washingtonexaminer.com2.1k Upvotes
206 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/justforme355•10h ago
That's actually Unamerican
468 Upvotes
60 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Bulky-Ad4466•21h ago
Farmers in the Netherlands destroying nature and climate. Now the excessive rain destroys their crops
1.9k Upvotes
198 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Naurgul•1d ago
France’s farmers helped the far right win. Now they’re regretting it.
politico.eu5.8k Upvotes
362 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/iLiveinMissoula•1d ago
A woman trying to support the GOP
8.2k Upvotes
622 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Houstman•1d ago
Oil millionaire raises funds from who's who of far-right billionaires who then steal his ideas and tank his company.
forbes.com3.4k Upvotes
171 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/clearlybaffled•2d ago
"Because of the situation with Jan. 6 and the publicity about it, I have had a real hard time with my career the last three years. It's been a financial hardship for me. I actually had to borrow the money from my mother."
cbsnews.com3.8k Upvotes
245 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/xstardust95x•2d ago
She said the n-word on TikTok to become a full-time conservative grifter, but her new neo-nazi audience thinks she's trans, Jewish, and that her child is mixed-race . She has been fired from her job, banned from TikTok, and her own audience hates her and are attacking her child
gallery24.0k Upvotes
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r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Knitspin•3d ago
'Does Texas Even Have Sidewalks?' People Are Outraged As The State Urges Residents To Limit Car Use Despite No Viable Alternatives - Pilgrims Pride (NASDAQ:PPC), Dow (NYSE:DOW)
benzinga.com4.0k Upvotes
333 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/PleiadesNymph•2d ago
Pope’s Reported Use of Slur Causes “Whiplash” for Gay Catholics and S…
archive.ph803 Upvotes
195 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/smirtington•3d ago
She Campaigned for a Texas School Board Seat as a GOP Hard-Liner. Now She’s Rejecting Her Party’s Extremism.
gallery1.9k Upvotes
191 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/EnterTheLast•3d ago
the jake shields/white nationalist alliance is in shambles
5.3k Upvotes
488 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/DeadPoster•4d ago
DeSantis declares state of emergency as life-threatening rainfall and flooding hits Florida
independent.co.uk8.5k Upvotes
895 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/audiomuse1•4d ago
ERCOT CEO Stuns Texas Officials With New Estimate For Power Needs
forbes.com2.0k Upvotes
355 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/audiomuse1•4d ago
Why Texas Could Soon Have An Insurance Crisis On Its Hands
benzinga.com1.2k Upvotes
151 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/YesNo_Maybe_•3d ago
BrexxitDutch lorry drivers could stop bringing goods to UK if post-Brexit delays not cut | Brexit
theguardian.com254 Upvotes
15 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Aer0uAntG3alach•4d ago
Kyle Rittenhouse’s Mother and Sister Are Being Evicted and Kyle Is Refusing to Help Them
politicalflare.com21.9k Upvotes
2.9k comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/MoleLocus•3d ago
The Brazilian left-wing government gives portfolios to the right in exchange for governability. The religious right proposes rolling back the country's abortion law to "test" the left-wing president (translation below)
g1.globo.com332 Upvotes
17 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/co*ckroachDouble7705•4d ago
Ethnic jew who tries to act all buddy buddy with groypers is upset that they won't make an exception to their jew hate for him.
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90 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Obversa•4d ago
PaywallAnti-abortion groups are mad at Republicans for 'not focusing' on enforcing abortion bans: "Republicans...[are] very comfortable spiking the football, patting themselves on the back, running for re-election, and then focusing on other issues that they're more interested in."
nytimes.com1.6k Upvotes
104 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/webbs3•4d ago
Elon Musk's Lawsuit for Shifting Tesla AI Talent to xAI
bitdegree.org233 Upvotes
19 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Vctoria_R•5d ago
They are jew-vestigating her.
gallery5.9k Upvotes
491 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/giantyetifeet•4d ago
TrumpFans of Donald Trump, Who Thinks Climate Change Is a Hoax, Hospitalized by Heat at Trump Rallies 🔥 🔥 🔥
futurism.com4.8k Upvotes
194 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/ctn412•4d ago
Southern Baptists formally oppose in vitro fertilization (Reading comments on Facebook of lots of women who are shocked and surprised and questioning this sure was something
nbcnews.com2.7k Upvotes
232 comments